FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up
I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined.
you must be fun at parties
Won’t settle for another spot
I NEED ONE
OH MY GOD
Our 4 week old kitten’s first time in the grass
I will always reblog this.