aka-skittles:
That awkward moment when you’re texting someone and you ask them an awkward question and they take a really long time to respond…Like, they chose that moment before you sent that text to walk their dog, take a shower or do fucking yardwork and they leave you there wondering “Did I just scare them away?” and then they get back to their phone and now the question is way out of context and it’s just awkward.
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
graetbritans:
↳ Things I love: California
<3
Robert H. Schuller (via awayinsilence)
